Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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