sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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