Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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