careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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