The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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