I am spending my child support on dildos
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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