She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm always down for nudity.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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