i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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