dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
