I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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