am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
