I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I have fence marks all over my body
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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