okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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