So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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