So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you inspire me to be a worse person
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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