He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
ugly people sure do ruin things
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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