Me too!
another moral hangover. fuck.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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