i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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