Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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