Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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