there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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