His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
