I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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