drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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