Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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