I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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