the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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