): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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