Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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