I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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