Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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