Dual....:-)
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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