Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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