Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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