i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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