We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
When did angry sex become our thing?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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