Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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