You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
its not stalking. its research.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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