Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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