We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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