I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
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I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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