Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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