My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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