I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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