I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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