we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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