Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just gift wrapped bread.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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