At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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