Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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