would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so let's talk penis.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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