who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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