don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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