Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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