Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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