Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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