How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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